Salutations, Wait…Is This Thing On?

Wait, this isn’t what you think it is, the talkshow was AFTER the application of the musk!
So, here I finally am, sitting at long last in the halls of the Animeblogger community.
Hi, I’m Hakuro, I’ll be joining Bj0rn’s Blog as a co-blogger, once again, I’d like to thank bj0rN for the Opportunity to get to blog alongside great friends and fellow Otaku and the likes, and opening up the posts, I’d like to clarify a few things about the famed Bondage King.
By quoting this short excerpt from Riuva:
“But Bjorn’s true skills are not his leadership, charisma, or butter-melting good looks, his best stats come in the form of his serious girl-enslaving abilities. Legend has it that concurrently, 8 girls were in love with him and wanted to have his otaku babies. It is still a mystery as to how he obtains these women, but my scientific guess involves musk.” -
Honestly speaking, The first time I was reading this, I laughed so hard, I drooled and smudged my background sketches I was supposed to work on the next day. This got me a bit pissed, but I couldn’t stop laughing anyways.
About that short excerpt, there are two things I’d like to point out in my opinion, on behalf of bj0rN,
1) His Girl-Enslaving Abilities are nothing more than a common figment of Otaku imagination, he probably doesn’t have the same 8 girls chasing him anymore as they have already snagged copies of his Yaoi Fan Doujin featuring himself, thus leaving him in peace.
2) I don’t think Musk was involved (But I find it quite hard to believe that myself actually, since indeed, my eyes have laid host to a variety of inexplicable things at his place, one involving a giant green rubber float, filled with air, collecting musk…I mean dust.) Who knows, they call him the bondage king for a reason, ‘there’s always another way to go in… I mean around things.’
3) The Former 2 Points were the outcome of a series of depressing nights, so just ignore them if you will. But, im not sure whether that point of him having a fan yaoi doujin was completely fictitious, it could exist for all you know.
Ok, now that the complete Crap segment of this opening entry is done, lets get to the real stuff, I’m here for the same reason bj0rn is here, and thats that. Also, if you haven’t heard of it yet, we have been hosting the un-officially-named-podcast known as the “bj0rN x Hakuro Talkshow”. (Yes, we know it sounds like a Yaoi Manga, we’re trying the best to change that.) And finally, I hope this doesn’t make complete sense, since I am suffering from a bit of Compulsive Randomness at the moment, and you shouldn’t take certain elements of what I say too seriously.
As the night now draws me to bed, and closer to another morning of hell, I’ll sum this up quickly, I hope to post more on bj0rN’s blog in the future , with things both pertaining to anime, and things pertaining to real life situations etc.
Cheers, I hope this wasn’t too crappy for a first entry.







March 19th, 2008 at 0:29
OMG BJORN HAS SHAFTED ME FOR A SHOTA!!!
March 19th, 2008 at 0:31
Bribing us with moe?! I’ll definitely read more!
March 19th, 2008 at 0:39
SEITENKAN PIC GET!
March 19th, 2008 at 4:12
Haha, what’s the podcasts gonna be about? XD Anime-related or.. Hakuro x Bj0rn yaoi-related? Lolol
March 19th, 2008 at 22:22
Xak - YES HE’S SHAFTED YOU FOR A SHOTA
Ruki - Read This Moar, yes, bad english wins.
RmX - Orz…
Lelouch - Both